Conversations with my daughter:
Upon coming home from work/school
Me: Time to get out of the car, little missy.
Mouse: I not missy. I Mouse.
Later that evening as we're getting ready for bed
Mouse: You big.
Me: Yes. I am a woman.
Mouse: No! You not wo-man. You mommy.
During bath time the next day
Mouse: You are not wo-man.
Me: Mouse and mommy are both women. Daddy is a man.
Mouse: You are not wo-man! You mommy! I missy!
Me: You're missy? I thought you were Mouse.